1 | Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! | 04:51 |
2 | Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus! | 05:10 |
3 | I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song And Changed The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood! | 03:16 |
4 | A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises! | 03:57 |
5 | Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule! | 02:48 |
6 | My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! | 08:38 |
7 | My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! | 13:37 |
8 | When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As "Quirky" But It's Okay To Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! | 06:01 |
9 | Pandering To The Locals! | 07:13 |
10 | Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals! | 02:37 |
11 | Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete! | 02:53 |
12a | When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-Eighties! | 05:15 |
12b | Untitled | 04:17 |